"Boris's bellend for me"is a campaign slogan chanted by thousands who support strong leadership and a can do attitude
by Exstrapondildolated January 28, 2021

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?
Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.
Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.
Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.
Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.
Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.
Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.
by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

random man: i dont want to play cards
MC Devvo: you what dickhead
random man: (very scared)
MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend
MC Devvo: you what dickhead
random man: (very scared)
MC Devvo what are you doing u stupid bellend
by 67892035 January 5, 2021

A type of dick head but is circumcised like a filthy Jew. A bellend is either a stupid erotic cunt that likes to toy around with his last bit of foreskin while in the shower with his brother or a prick who cant get his hands of his cock because his sex drive is on a different scale of Jimmy Savile. Chavs use this word a lot because their all circumcised little spazstics. You could also refer a bellend to a bald bloke or a leukaemia infested human.
Jimmy: Boys i managed to stretch my foreskin out so wide my bros head could fit in it
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
Will: *calls child protection services
Luke: Oi Bellend, your scalps got enough sun you orange looking bastard
Bellend: Cries in Leukaemia
by Straight as Jimmy November 8, 2020

literally means the end of a cock.
general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.
self obsessed twat that usually smellf
general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.
self obsessed twat that usually smellf
by fucking slag September 29, 2022

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012
