Beastiality

When hot girls are into ugly dudes.

Bro #1: Damn, she's so hot but what the hell is wrong with her taste in guys. Look at them beasts.

Bro #2: Beastiality ftw.

by yichiban November 27, 2010

Bestiality

Being the best that one can be. Pronounced: "BEST-iality"

To increase your self improvement is to improve your bestiality

by kEMONOFRiENDS July 20, 2020

Beastiality

When a person has sex with an animal

Jim is fucking that male duck! That's beastiality!

by Omaewamou....bukake November 14, 2018

Big Beastiality

Sexual encounters with smaller mammals (e.g. Hamsters) brought about as a direct consequence of drinking one too many Big Beastie

Aww dave i made a big beastiality video with a hamster last night

by TrippyDrippy January 14, 2009

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

Bestiality

The act of being sexually involved and gaining sexual pleasure from a non-human species. Most commonly performed with dogs, cats, and occasionally farm animals.

I was home alone and just starting to undress and rub my clit, when my dog walked in the room. I had an idea, albeit not a very new one, to commit bestiality. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed the jar of peanut butter, a knife, and scooped my little dog up. We went to the bathroom for some privacy, as the windows were open. I opened up the jar of peanut butter and slathered it all over my tits and inner thighs, then as an afterthought between my pussy lips. I sat on my feet with my legs spread and started to massage my clit. With my other hand I took a bit of peanut butter off my tit and gave it to my dog, then pull her closer. She slowly started licking my left breast, taking her time as I pounded my clit. She moved on to my right boob, then my right inner thigh, then the left. Just as I felt like I was going to cum, she started licking my sensitive folds. I let out a gasp as I came harder than I had ever before. She licked every last drop of my cum.

by Hsjsjsjsjskshjsjhgahwhbsusn July 5, 2022

Beastility

Pronuciation: Beast - tility

noun

1. A utility or tool that is beast, or wildly and uncontrollably awesome

2. One who acts wildy and uncontrollably awesome

Joe: "My iphone is so useful, it's a f*cking beastility!"

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Alex: "Jackson is so good at killing people in Call of Duty"
Luke: "He's a beastility!"

by ProPeng555777 April 7, 2011