Beaver Gasket

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.

At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal

by Stuart Mcstiffenrod August 25, 2020

Beaver dam

Digital penetration of a vagina, finger fucking, finger blasting, sticking your fingers in tortilla soup, playing a game of stink finger, and etc.

Beaver is slang for vagina. Dam is mimicked by your fingers. Resembles the logs beavers (the animal) piles up to make their homes.

Male 1: How did your date to the movie go last night?

Male 2: The movie was lame but got some beaver dam action going.

by M_Dubz152 July 01, 2023

Road Beaver

The act of pleasing your woman when it is her turn to drive during your cross country summer vacation.

I'm tired of getting Road Head. I want you to drive now, so I can give you some Road Beaver.

by NonnaK July 26, 2010

belching beaver

A queef.

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.

by Spanky G April 24, 2020

Justice Beaver

A well known crime fighting beaver...not to be confused with Justin Beiber.

Jim: Call Froggy 101, tell them that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets.

Dwight: Who's Justice Beaver?

Jim: A Crime Fighting Beaver..?

by iLLSMiTH February 26, 2011

Beaver dammed

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.

She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy

by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012

beaver heater

a small electric fan typically stored in the bathroom or under someones desk.

hot air is blown forward and up into the beaver region

during the winter months ladies often have beaver heaters under their desk for extra warmth.

by haggis mchunty April 23, 2009