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Beat the Protestant

The exact same schoolyard game as "kill the guy with the ball" (aka "Smear The Queer"), only the name is changed when played at Catholic schools. A comical way of encouraging a bygone era of sectarian rivalry in Christiandom via youthful bravado. Especially popular in Irish communities. Has NOTHING to do with anti-LGBT bigotry.
Hey Bill, want to play Beat the Protestant with us?

Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.
by Dank Salmon March 23, 2019
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doh beat up

not stressing oneself over a particular situation
person 1- i didn't get to drink any alcohol yesterday

person 2- doh beat up babe
by i is d man July 4, 2012
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Hoof Beat

A series of comics which turns the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes.
Kobe was beating it to a hoof beat.
by Broswaggins May 15, 2013
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Lunch Meat n’ Beat

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
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beating the bishop

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?
by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003
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beat off wife

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.
Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?
by asscracky49 December 20, 2010
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cha cha beat boy

a boy who loves u so much and will do anything for u
i have a cha cha beat boy
by u_nderstandable January 8, 2018
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