A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.
Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.
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1. A woman who get's an abortion.
2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.
2. A sexual slur a woman uses while being banged by a well-endowed man.
1. Joe: "Hey did you hear your GF jenny just got an abortion?"
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."
James: "Noooooo! James Jr. is dead! I'M GONNA KILL THAT FETUS BEATER!"
2. Jenny: "Oh Yeah Joe!!! Your penis is sooo fuckin big, ooooooh shit...I think I'm about to cum... BEAT THAT FETUS JOE... YOU FUCKING FETUS BEATER... I'm COOOOOOMING!"
Joe: "Oops... I forgot to disengage my FTL drive...."
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Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.
by JayTang February 14, 2005
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An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
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One known to spank the monkey
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Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey
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Guy 1: "Hey how did you get so far on the first day in this game?"
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."
Guy 2: "Because I knew all the shortcuts."
Guy 1: "No way! You can't do that! Your a cheater!"
Guy 2: "It's not cheating if you beta test the game."
Guy 1: "Your a Cheater and a Beta tester? Your a beater!"
Guy 2: "Hell I like that name."
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