bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.

OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots

by AustinBenji March 27, 2007

Beanpods

Beanpods, legume favoured in humour by irc freaks. Often drawn in ms paint by stalkerish metal fans.

"Beanpods!"
"Fair enough"
"And lots more!"
"ORLY?"
"YARLY"
"XD"
"^^"

by Deth October 6, 2006

Beanomonster

a person who consumes all of the alchohol or drugs at a party or gathering and promptly leaves or goes to bed early.
this does not involve passing out as that would be a "barry" or a "whitey".

gurnsey is such a beanomonster, he came round last nite and drank all the cidre and buggered off.

by The fonz appreciation society January 1, 2008

Beanpolaphobia

Very skinny people who do not suffer from eating disorders. From the origin "beanpole."

"Dude, is that girl anorexic?"
"No, I've seen her eat. She has beanpolaphobia."

by WhyNot007 January 12, 2009

Beanbox

A person with confusing mannerisms and nonsensical behaviours that incite you to perform frequent facepalms due to their stupidity

That drunk guy just spilled beer on his pants and is trying to dry it off with his shirt; what a beanbox

by cmdrpwg June 1, 2011

beancountery

Penny-pinching; close-fistedness

Running a local newscast via remote control is the depth of beancountery.

by orangefoxca July 6, 2011

Bandoid

Nickname for a person in marching band

Jock: Hey bro, did you see that bandoid who totally ate shit on the field during halftime?

by megaloser123 August 12, 2011