bastardization

when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'

by deziree February 24, 2007

Ol' Dirty Bastard

Brooklyn born Hip-Hop artist. Brooklyn Born as Russel Tyrone Jones on November 15, 1968. Formed the Wu-Tang Clan with his cousins RZA and GZA. Ol' Dirty Bastard was known for his off-beat, slurred rap style and humorous lyrics. Released his first album "Return To The 36 Chambers" in 1995 and obtained commercial success with the songs "Shimmy Shimmy Ya" and "Brooklyn Zoo". Released Sophomore effort "Nigga Please". Died on November 13, 2004. 2 days shy of his 36 birthday. Since then, many "Greatest Hits" and "Lost Tracks" compilations.

Definitely the most courageous member of the Wu-Tang, with the most unique style of any hip-hop artist, ever. My personal favourite.

"This style, I'm mastered in / Niggers catching headaches, what, WHAT? You need Aspirin?"

- Brooklyn Zoo - Ol' Dirty Bastard. Return To The 36 Chambers.

by ?Bucket November 5, 2005

rat bastard

A bastard who is characterized by devious and base intentions.

That rat bastard who ripped me off on the car deal also hits on my sister.

by Will March 17, 2003

illiterate bastard

A stupid thick cunt who is of a low intellect.

Book Distributor.."Excuse me sir, would you like this free book to read?"

Illiterate bastard.."No thanks, I can't read, I'm an illiterate bastard."

by Caldow April 24, 2007

Selfish bastard

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

by BoS101 July 23, 2012

Cheeky Bastard

1) n. Someone who simply looks downright cheeky (see cheeky).

2) n. Someone who is very manipulative, clever, and self-centered.

This word is usually used in a joking manner rather than with a serious tone.

Can be used as a playful insult against someone who has wronged you but did no real harm. In most places it is ironically considered less offensive than using the word 'bastard' alone.

Example for definition 1:
Jackie Chan.
Although he is not necessarily manipulative and clever (most of his movies focus on his embarrassment and lack of understanding American culture) he can still be considered a cheeky bastard due to his unique facial expressions and his ongoing awkward encounters with attractive women where Chris Tucker or Owen Wilson are usually very closeby.
Jackie Chan's cheekiness is a clear result of him trying to be a quick, sly undercover cop in action-based comedies based upon stopping crimes in foreign countries (usually committed by evil greedy people who are also by definition ... cheeky).

Example for definition 2:
This describes Stewie from Family Guy to a tee:

Brian: Oh my god, where's my roast pheasant?

Stewie: Hmm. By now, I think its in my lower intestine.

Stewie: HAHAHAHAHA!

Brian: You ate it? But I told you my boss was coming here for dinner!

Stewie: Well, unless he likes pork rinds, he's going home hungry.

Stewie: HAHAHAHAHA!

Brian: You cheeky bastard!

by TheShark06 September 25, 2006

lazy bastard

Battlefield 1942 Clan known for well administered servers and little tolerance for assclowns. Also known as TLB.
Motto: "The clan that just wants to play the damn game"

I got kicked from The Lazy Bastards Server.

by Festy the Dentist April 18, 2008