bastardize

To hit or hurt someone so much that they forget who their father is, thus becoming a form of a bastard (an illegitimate child); to mess someone up; to hurt or do mental damage to

I'm gonna bastardize you!
He's going to bastardize me so bad that I won't know my own name or how to put on my shoes.
Take me to the emergency room, I've been bastardized!

by BKingL January 9, 2006

bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.

1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)

by Fatass February 12, 2003

bastards

Referring to the SCO Group.

Below is our (SCO's) business strategy


1. File lots of lawsuits
2. ???
3. Profit!

by Mr. Spontaneous September 27, 2004

bastard

a person who has no contact with their biological father.

Ben is a bastard who doesn't know his father.

by Radboy May 13, 2005

bastard

Someone who was born without married parents.

You're a bastard.

by Homosapien July 21, 2003

bastard

Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.

1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"

2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."

by mike2sheds March 25, 2007

bastard

1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone

1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"

by Britishbullfrog88 July 14, 2007