Barnacle

Car Sales: A person with bad credit who is unable to get a car loan. A total waste of time. Too many of these customers in a month will sink the month, just like too many barnacles on a boat will sink that boat.

That last customer was a barnacle! The Finance department could not get him approved even with $2000 down

by danth666 September 19, 2009

barnacle

An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.

"Yo dude. I just barnacled Jimmy's room."
"That's going to suck when he comes home..."

by Justin Herbert January 10, 2009

barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob

drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins

by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011

Barnacle

A barnacle is a piece of feces that hangs outside of the toilet water from a prior use of the toilet.

"Oh jesus! Do they really expect me to use this toilet brush on all these barnacles? I don't even live here!"

by Rjn2301 June 6, 2018

party barnicles

Party barnicales is Another word for mouth herpies.

Jessica: oh my god, Brenda what's that in your mouth!?

Brenda: oh no I think that gross guy gave me party barnicles!!

by Mad_slaw47 April 7, 2015

Barnacle

A person who desperately looks to latch themselves onto a pre-existing group that does not wish to expand the group.

Dude, that guy is a total barnacle! We gotta ditch him fast.

by Marc Logan July 7, 2012

bone barnacle

A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.

Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?

Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.

Larry: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007