Barn-Floor Weed

Shitty ass weed. Could just be terrible weed or maybe it's just oregano.

Yeah it was pretty funny, i sold Jim some shitty barn-floor weed.

by Dante P October 17, 2005

Barn Spice

A mix of spices added to a partner's rear end or vagina before mucking barn. To make fresh at home combine:

2 tablespoons paprika
2 tablespoons crushed black pepper
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon crushed coriander
1 tablespoon dill
1 tablespoon crushed red pepper flakes

Using Montreal Steak Spice is an acceptable substitute.

Barn spicing can sometime be dangerous for oneself, and it is best to avoid rubbing the spice in your eyes or inhaling through the nostrils. If this occurs, sack up and snort some more, the burn is good for you.

Also: Barn spicing

Man, she said she wasn't into it, but as soon as I busted out the barn spice she changed her tune.

by barnmucker January 16, 2011

Barn Whore

A girl who constantley blogs or post things on facebook about being country ; also fantasizes about how one day they will marry there red neck romeo.

Barn Whore FB post : " If you aint country, you needa gitcha butt outta here honey. "

Post 2 : " There aint nothin sexier than some wranglers, old t-shirt, and cowboy boots. "

by Lethal Lemon Ninja June 6, 2013

Barn troll

A barn troll is someone who has not been raised with a level of tact and/or has not established respectful and clean habits in life, such as flushing the toilet, observing regular personal hygiene and not acting like a seven year old in your career. Really, this can be used any time you want to confuse and insult someone at the same time.

I.e. slimans entire immediate family

Sliman: * Frantic hyperactive chatter *
Renner: dude you're a barn troll

by Dex Mccheeseyton August 21, 2016

Barn Elves

A person you might see at the dollar store or Walmart, barefooted, in their pajamas, and hair a mess, looking as if they just rolled out of the barn after sleeping for 15 hours. Usually wearing a stupefied look on their face while walking/scooting around scratching and cussing in the middle of every isle with their entire family. They are usually heavily overweight from little to no physical activity and consuming huge quantities of packaged sweets and sodas purchased with their government food stamp card. They have a tendency to call everyone stupid and usually graduate to driving scooters at "the Walmarts" when they get tired of walking around age 30, but have no trouble walking to their cars and getting around in the dollar store. Can usually produce 8-12 offspring with different men during their lifespan.

Every time I try to go down the ice cream isle at Walmart I am blocked by a convoy of barn elves on handicap scooters who give rise to the thought that "Idiocracy" wasn't just a movie.

by Faux Fu Chu September 13, 2016

Barn-esque

when the decor inside some ones home or business resembles the interior or exterior of a barn.

most common in rural communities

"hey Renee, what do you think of the new paint job at that neighbourhood sports pub?"

"meh, It's alright the colour is kinda Barn-esque though..."

by gorgeousgeorge83 January 5, 2010

barn yard bully

A person who rapes every animal on a farm.

Your brother is a barn yard bully.

by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007