Amelia: Ya'll suck at rizzing
Jah'Rond: Tell her you want to lick her dry
Jackson: Letme rizz her on my own, Stop backseat rizzing!
Jah'Rond: Tell her you want to lick her dry
Jackson: Letme rizz her on my own, Stop backseat rizzing!
by Aphirdote April 22, 2023

An idle person who will gladly yell instructions to you while you are busy baking a cake. Not to be confounded with the backstreet baker who, in this case, would be cooking meth.
by Museme July 6, 2014

Your "helpful" friend who just finished his hour-long FL Studio course and isn't afraid to offer free amateur production advice!
"Have you considered adding OTT to the master? It would really improve the mix."
"Hey, quit being such a backseat producer!"
"Hey, quit being such a backseat producer!"
by JazzyJasperZ February 18, 2022

by 216ki April 19, 2023

someone at a restaurant who is not paying but unsolicitedly tells the person paying how much to tip.
"Thanks for the meal and all, but really bro, you're leaving the waiter 10%?"
"Don't be such a backseat tipper man."
"Don't be such a backseat tipper man."
by adnasty October 22, 2011

by poo poi fart May 10, 2022

Jared and Jensen referring to the impala backseat at a convention
Jared: How dare you
Jensen: If the '67 impala had never been created, then neither would Sam & Dean. Jensen laughing: That back seats got stories.
Jared(whispering): and strains
Jared: How dare you
Jensen: If the '67 impala had never been created, then neither would Sam & Dean. Jensen laughing: That back seats got stories.
Jared(whispering): and strains
by Deanspn May 14, 2019
