mexican backhander

When you reach around the back of your leg and have a wank

man i went home and did a mexican backhander to barely leagal 6

by bird_man11 November 1, 2006

BandHammer

The BandHammer of the Administrators. This word gives us the right of Band you off the network for file sharing, streaming video, taking up way to much bandwidth from other users, and just being plain stupid.

BandHammers are Admin's with the power to rule your life, and bring it to a crashing halt. These are the people with Linux servers and mac laptops in hand to control your very existence. When dumb users do stupid shit, these Admin's come in, fix the shit you broke, and make your life a living hell, by decreasing your privileges and to make sure you don't do it again.

This awesome word lets us say, "NO, I'm not going to troubleshoot your effin computer because you don't even know how to turn the damn thing on", or , * dumb user crying like a baby to the Admin saying he cant send email, "Oh, you can't send any email, hmmmmm, then learn how to change your own damn SMTP server settings to your gateway of your IP you dumb ass".

"Do not anger the BandHammer, I have root access"

"The BandHammer will Sudo Kick Your Ass"

by Chad the BandHammer January 12, 2009

jackhammer dick

verb. the act of peen vibrating so fast it be looking like the reverse flashes hand when it go into nigga cheeks and it kills orphans in a 2 mile radius

girl: Dave has such a jackhammer dick it feels so good åaaaaa

by oreo nigga December 18, 2019

Midnight Jackhammering

Similar to Midnight Hovering, Midnight Jackhammering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Not just any vibrator though. Oh no, this vibrator is so powerful it could be used to remove the limescale from the walls of caves...it is usually referred to by the person in the next street - anyone living with three buildings of someone doing this would have to wear ear defenders and have some serious underpinning done to their building.

Jeez....I got no sleep last night - girl four doors up was doing some Midnight Jackhammering....put my hard hat on - thought my walls were gonna cave in..

by Jonnyboy68 August 5, 2011

japanese jackhammer

a sex position in which the participant who is riding cowgirl gets tired and so the bottom participant thrusts up against or inside of them. This position often creates awkwardness...

- "Damn I'm sorry I japanese jackhammered you last night."
- "It's okay, I was getting a little tired."

by fuckmesidewaysintheass March 2, 2017

Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 29, 2011

banhammer

A banhammer is a fictional weapon imagined to be weilded by administrators of online forums and computer games. In some games, such as Blockland, there is an actual banhammer that can be wielded by admins.

N00B: afsdgoadfbhoa
N00B: aqmeriggnouisbnf
N00B: alhgedfghaerdghoaudfhg
Admin: *uses banhammer*
INFO: N00B has been banned for: "text spam"

by Ticamai January 9, 2010