bottle blonds

bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds

1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.

"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.

by Nco November 23, 2003

monkey is out of the bottle

Referring to "Pineapple Express" letting the "monkey out of the bottle" is in the same terms as letting "the cat out of the bag"..like the "secrets out"..

1: "well i guess the monkey is out of the bottle then?"
2: "What? what does that even mean?"

by losen it 08 October 19, 2008

Coke Bottle Body

Big boobs, skinny waist and big hips - varies a little from the hourglass figure in that coke bottle bodies are a little fuller in the booty than on top.

"She's got the booty and that tiny waist... Perfect coke bottle body"

by Immisti October 27, 2013

Milk bottle

An uncircumcised penis, due to its resemblance to a Milk Bottle lolly

Patty is a big fan of docking, but being cut he requires his partners to have milk bottles. He would prefer to be the dockee rather than the docker, but obviously this is physically impossible. As such, he still harbours resentment against his mother for knocking the top off his milk bottle.

by Wrist Wrangler October 12, 2011

Bottlecap Eye Syndrome

When the clock strikes around 2:00am and your eyes suddenly start to feel like they are two bottlecaps stuck to your face.

Alex: "Oh its already 2:00am"
Zak: "Yeah, I've got some rotten Bottlecap Eye Syndrome."

by AlphaMayell April 19, 2010

bottled water

Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.

Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp

by alilhappything June 28, 2006

Bottle Clap

When one breaks a bottle(wine or beer)on someone else.

-"James was so drunk at that party I had to bottle clap him over the head to put him out!"

-"That girl's so ugly, it looks like someone bottle clapped her face."

by marie006 January 16, 2008