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batch hole

Charlie needs to wipe his batch hole
by monkey dong August 24, 2010
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batch mobile

a vehicle used to manufacture methamphetamine,batch mobile
is that a batch mobile or what?
by slugsworth June 1, 2014
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Batch Bricker

n. A Batch Bricker or a .bat Bricker is an extremely malicious and violent script exploit, primarily for the Windows operating system, which firstly executes a .bat script disguised as a legitimate file to delete all system files and critical program data on the C: drive, all .ini files, all registry files and corrupts/deletes the MBR so that the HDD cannot be recovered and the computer will no longer boot up. While doing this it glues the cursor to an area of the screen and disables the user from being able to move the mouse without the mouse returning to the glued position. This exploit has been around since DOS and is extremely dangerous in that it can easily be disguised as a legitimate file such as an image, sound file or installation wizard. It is also dangerous in that it can easily be accidentally opened via mouse click. This type of attack has reduced in popularity because it is outrageously illegal and produces nothing valuable for the attacker other than the knowledge he irreparably damaged a computer. Only the most evil of evil would use this attack. Advancements in anti-virus software have made the detection of this type of attack easily preventable. Even modern free anti-virus softwares will detect and quarantine/neutralize this type of attack. The best means of avoiding this attack is to practice discretion when downloading files from the internet and scanning the files before any attempts at execution are made.
Unfortunately, my client name redacted has fallen victim to a batch bricker, has lost all his data and will now have to purchase a new computer system. The culprit was the downloading of, in his own words, a file which would clean out viruses and make his computer run faster. Despite the site being very suspect, even by the standards of a computer illiterate individual, the man went ahead and downloaded the malicious filed and opened it without question. Don't be like name redacted, scan your files before use.
by bewbays March 18, 2018
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batch file

A file on a windows computer that executes some of the simplest code ever. Often used by script kiddies to trick their friends that they're "hacking".
<Skid> Bro I'm hacking the main frame.
<Friend> Nah dude thats a batch file.
by wyatt445 February 21, 2021
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Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.
Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?
by Batch One Off October 15, 2021
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Batch Cranker

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.
I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!
by BW68 March 13, 2024
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Batch Cranker

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.
I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!
by BW68 March 13, 2024
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