Band kid

Also known as the Reddit kid, band kids are defined by an obsession with Reddit, Pewdiepie, and gaming (particularly PC gaming and Nintendo switch), strange and awkward mannerisms, and a tendency to make weird poses, talk fast, and regurgitate old memes. They tend to also like anime and anime-related things (such as Pokemon games), and likely have an anime profile picture on their social networking accounts. Band kids are likely active on Discord and are often moderators on there and/or Reddit. They frequent r/pewdiepiesubmissions and r/dankmemes, and look down on those who use Instagram and TikTok as “normies.” This culture is common amongst kids in high school marching band (hence the name) but it is not limited to them. Band kid/Reddit kid culture may overlap with weeb culture and neckbeard culture, and is prominent amongst individuals beyond high school age. Think of the band kid as the neckbeard when they were in high school. Everyone knows at least 4 of these kids from high school.

Band kid 1: I just donated 500 dollars from my mom’s credit card to pokimane! keanu chungus wholesome 100 See you at band tomorrow!

Band kid 2: I can’t make it tomorrow big oof I’m gonna be busy playing Smash Bros on my Nintendo switch epic gamer moment Do you think my cat is big enough for r/chonkers?

Band kid 1: bruh of course, you’ll be raking in the karma with that one soviet union national anthem

by donaman September 12, 2020

band wagon

liking a sports team only because they're winning

Joe's such a band wagon, he said he was a raiders fan last year for life, but this year he says hes a chargers fan.

by xxSAM February 8, 2007

Band Dork

Someone who loves band more than anything and practically lives in the band room. They are usually in marching band and live for competitions and think football games are only for their halftime performance. And they are actually very cool people! *wink wink*

Example? Haha! how about me? ;)

by colorguardgirl3 January 5, 2005

Band of muthas

A group of cunts, usually a toxic employer.

They may be the number one CRO, but they are a band of muthas!

by RandyRhoads84 January 10, 2021

band geek

One who loves to play in band, is very talented, and is known to enjoy long bus rides. Often calls the band room his/her home away from home. Also sometimes known to beat on large metal objects with sticks.

"Those band geeks at the football game rocked!"

by PODrummer9209 December 3, 2004

band merch

Merchandise. It's the stuff you can buy. Usually t-shirts and stuff. A "merch booth" at a concert is where you go and buy CDs and t-shirts and stuff like that.

Man. I just got the latest BMTH band merch at the booth. You should go check em out!

by AndreaLAN October 6, 2013

band hater

people on urbandictionary.com who make worthless definitions, dissing bands they don't know shit about.


see: low life/poser/loser

example:

loser:"i don't know anything about this band, but since i have no life i'm gonna sit on my fat-lazy-ass and make fun of them, 'cause it makes me fill better about myself!!!!!11"

by emaN rouY May 24, 2005