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luke bailey

by brosephh September 9, 2013
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Conor Bailey

Conor Bailey is a God. Those who do not worship him may be thrown to the fiery pits of the Tartarus. He is also very funny and is the best at everything in the world. Conor loves you, but will smite you down and give you a dishonorable death. All followers of Conor hunt either bogan's or gypsy's.
Follower: "Hey man, do you want to go hunt some bogans? I just bought me a new sack of potatoes!"
Random: "What the hell are you goin' on about?"

Follower: "Are you saying that you don't follow Conor Bailey?"
Random: "I got no idea what ya talkin' about mate. Now fuck off before I knock you in the jaw." *Pulls out cigarette and reveals rats-tail*
Follower: "Aha! Iv'e caught you! Aw, your'e fucked cunt!" *Puts bogan in potato sack and beats repeatedly with potatoes*
by TheGodManDo November 18, 2013
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oyster baiter

He's such an oyster baiter; you know he packs his budgie smugglers with cotton wool.
by njsmk March 24, 2017
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asher bailey

My husband so I think everyone should bog off, about 5’8 + 1/2, brown fluffy hair and greeny brown eyes, he may seem scary but he’s a big softy really 💙
“Omg have you seen asher Bailey he’s so fit”
by Mgb23 January 20, 2021
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Lane Bailey

A music nerd who knows literally everything there is to know about music especially classical music.
Person 1: Is that the cool kid?
Jacob: No that’s just Lane Bailey.
by Mr. CAMeleon March 1, 2022
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Ponce of the Old Bailey

A derogatory term for an idiot. A modern translation would be, "Faggot of an old English court house". Made popular by the short comedy film, "The Duel at Blood Creek".
"This libelous gagger sullied my good name in the Times!"
"I only called you the "Ponce of the Old Bailey." I thought it rather amusing."
"It was not, sir. It was an insult, sir."
by Marskelletor December 21, 2013
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Dirty Bailey

A hard beverage made with Coffee, Alcohol, and drunk sex cum.
Bartender I’ll have take Dirty Bailey today!
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