MySpace Fade Away

When you message someone on MySpace asking for a number/date and they conviniently sign off without even replying to your message.

John: "I don't know what happened! Everything was going fine until I asked her out. After that she signed off and hasn't returned my message since!"

Robby: Looks like she did the MySpace Fade Away on your ass!

Friends: Dammmmmmmmnnnnnn!

by Devin Carter January 9, 2008

The one that got away

A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"

"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."

"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Far-Away Fine

Far-Away Fine: She's fine from afar but far from fine!!!

Far-Away Fine is when a girl or a guy looks fine (hot) from far away but when you get close you realize that he or she is not fine looking.

Two girls walking down the sidewalk see a guy off in the distance walking towards them and one girl says to the other, "Oh look! He's lookin' fine!" but then as the guy approaches they see that he is not fine. Once they pass him and walk on for a bit the same girl looks to her girlfriend and says, "He was far-away fine!" and they both laugh.

by urban-etymologist October 14, 2010

Go the fuck away

-phrase you tell someone that's pissing you the hell off, or simply not worth your time
-gtfa

Malik Henry-Williams: "What's up man?"
Jake: "Go the fuck away."

by TheStankiest August 5, 2020

rode hard and put away wet

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.

He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

by Liberte July 28, 2006

akaysha

Akaysha is known as an aggressive person. Although she will also be very loyal and caring with a lot of common sense. So basically possevively loyal with an extremely bipolar attitude. Boys if you get one it'll be hard to get rid of her. So stick with it.

Akaysha goes sky high while hitting rock bottom.

by Carson Winifred June 27, 2017

that tree is far away

The expression "that tree is far away" is used in situations to express that the last statement made by that speaker is irrelevant and unimportant information that can be ignored, rather than repeated. It's best used as a reply when a person mumbles something, an accompanying individual cannot understand and asks for them to re-say their last line, only to be told "that tree is far away," indicating that what they originally spoke was not worth repeating.

It's derived from a Mitch Hedberg comedy act:
"I mumble a lot on stage, I'm a mumblerer. But sometimes what I mumble is some insignificant shit. Like I'll be walking down the street with my friend, and I will have said something, but he didn't hear me, so he says "What!?" SO I'll say it again, and again he had not heard me, so he'd say, "What!?" And now by this time I am yelling "That tree is very far away!"

Two people are walking to the subway...
Person A: (mumbles) Smells like popcorn in here
Person B: What?
Person A: Nothing
Person B: ???
Person A: That tree is far away

by ToastedZergling3 May 4, 2009