assshoes

A term involving a prefix of ass, and a suffix of an article of clothing, that was NOT invented by Finland.

Mikko: "Assshoes!"
Joan Twist: "I don't think so. Asshat."

Metta: "Assshoes!"
John Wang: "Gesundheit, bless you. Go wash your hands."

by Timothy the Squirrel February 19, 2009

AssSonOfaFuckerHole

A combination of curse words perfect for any occasion, from frustration to describing someone. Originated by Facebook user RaspX.

Declarative:
Boss: We're gonna need you to work your only day off this week.
Employee: AssSonOfaFuckerHole!

Noun:
Girl 1: Girl, your man ain't shit.
Girl 2: Why you say that?
Girl 1: He's banging your sister.
Girl 2: That AssSonOfaFuckerHole!

by RaspX July 2, 2016

Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.

I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.

by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018

assslang

Talking bullshit out your ass when you know nothing of the truth.

Stop assslanging about her you dont even know her

by Boobiehanger May 8, 2018

assslang

Someone who talks out their ass because they don't know anything about the truth

That guy is such an assslang he knows nothing

by Ride free May 8, 2018

Asssnommic

A thick female

Shorty asssnommic

by Johnnybigdickboi December 28, 2018

AssSpork

Much like an AssFork an AssSpork is used to dig random shit out of the ass it may be a coin I don’t know

My AssSpork is the best product I ever bought

by JTheAssForkMaster October 8, 2019