Astronaut

Among the common definitions, one who partakes of DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knockoffs) often. A reference to the phrase 'Going to the Moon'

God, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he's a regular astronaut.

by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009

Astronaut

A common misspelling of the word assornuts.

I love my astronaut .

by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019

screaming astronaut

You're banging a girl in a space station. You pull out and cum in her eye. She screams. Then you slap her in the face and say "We're in space!! NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!"

The screaming astronaut brings new meaning to the phrase "Ride Sally Ride".

by gtdiesel November 16, 2009

Anal Astronaut

see Back-Door Conquistador

HMMMMMMMM anal foog

by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003

astronut

having no life and getting no pussy

Siples: Hey im having a lan party tonight, wanna come?
Me: Fuck no, i fucking hate you

by Colin Beckley April 24, 2005

Astronaut Game

The act of suicide by putting a plastic bag over your head and duct taping the opening closed around your neck

Fuck a rope, I’m gonna play the astronaut game.

by bread from a yeast infection June 10, 2019

astronaut

A sexual position where the girl is hanging upside with those space boots ,that the astronauts use to sleep and what not, while hanging upside down she is giving you head and you are wearing a space helm and right when you brick you scream at the top of your lungs "blast off!"

Me: Last night i astronaut ed my girlfriend
You: Oh? how was that?
Me: It was terrific, i was wearing a space helmet.

by Tune It October 25, 2007