The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.
Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.
by The Red King April 23, 2008
Get the Astro Dockingmug. A living legend, has the biggest dick
his music is very good. He has the biggest hatred towards discord user quinn#0002.
his music is very good. He has the biggest hatred towards discord user quinn#0002.
by astro discord February 13, 2023
Get the astro#1111mug. The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.
by A Texas guy January 5, 2010
Get the Astros Pancakemug. Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.
A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.
by idiot buster April 20, 2005
Get the Jeter's an astromug. by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
Get the Houston Astrosmug. You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
Get the Houston Astrosmug.