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acqumption

A word halfway between an assumption and a question
Often used to passive-aggressively question someone when you know you're right.

"You don't like onions-- do you? You don't look like you do."
"Is this an acqumption?"
by pinkeye293 March 1, 2022
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Assumpthole

An asshole that assumes a bunch of things that are wrong, attacks other people based on their incorrect assumptions, and then feels victimized, justified, and/or smug about it all
That assumpthole thought I voted for Trump, insulted me for 5 mins straight, and then stormed out of the room… I voted for Hillary.
by FrozenBadger March 26, 2022
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Assumptive

To constantly be assuming, to take for granted, to make an ass out of you and me
Everyone was assumptive over that odd lady, and they stole her car to see what she has.
They were assumptive over one’s office, so they broke in at night to see what the worker was doing, looking at his computer.

One student was assumptive the teacher was hiding test answers, so he broke in to see if he was right.
by User 18888 February 5, 2023
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Accumption

An accusative assumption.
When someone jumps to a negative conclusion about a person’s character or actions without evidence. A blend of accusation and assumption.
I was five minutes late and she started questioning my commitment. I thought “wow, that’s a hell of an accumption".
by alimonium February 25, 2026
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Atrumption

Atrumption - noun
1 The confident assumption of something with no proof, usually delivered as absolute fact. 'In a classic case of atrumption, he declared Tylenol was behind the rise in autism'
2 The habit of claiming to know more about a subject than anyone else alive. 'Her atrumption peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined'
3 The belief that if you say it loudly enough, reality will bend to your will. 'It was pure atrumption when he insisted windmills cause cancer.
4 When assumption and performance art collide.
'Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned atrumption'
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"In a classic case of ATRUMPTION, he declared Tylenol was behind the rise in autism"
"Her ATRUMPTION peaked when she said she knew more about medicine than doctors, economists and her mum combined"
"It was pure ATRUMPTION when he insisted windmills cause cancer."
"Suggesting he was the healthiest person alive at 78 wasn't medical advice, just good old fashioned ATRUMPTION"
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