Assessination

(n.) The process of assessinating.

Britney Spears' nervous breakdown could be called a media assessination.

by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010

assus interruptus

Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.

Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!

by Jimmy Dink March 6, 2017

assessmential

used to define a governing body in the ethics committee

oh hey look, a member of the assessmential body !

by rice chef July 7, 2020

Risk Assessment

Risk Assessment is the statistical probability that someone will hurt you

So Britney left him and he is just now getting over it. Later Britney texted him and filled the text with hearts and emoji kisses. Homeboy better do a risk assessment before he breaks up with Ashley just to get back with Britney.

by Liberation Theology February 24, 2020

common assesment task

A test.... a CAT... death of you

i have a CAT while im writing this
common assesment tasks boring

by Entity588 November 16, 2020

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)

by Anton The White Knight owo August 17, 2019

excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004