assminer

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

by Sloan September 28, 2003

assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

Assmaa

Cute,loving girl! Always determined to achieve anything! Sticks to the truth and helps everyone! Confident but not self absorbed! Be blessed to have this one!

Assmaa's some cute was girl!

by GalGal24 February 13, 2019

assmonkey

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

by GODS GIFT TO AIRTRANSPORT SAFETY May 9, 2008

Assma

A sexy and beautiful girl. Don't take advantage of her she can make your life a living hell so respect her. If she trusts you and loves you then you are lucky.

Assma's can dance/booty shake and dance. Assma's arw thicc and have amazing bodies.

Wow she is the best let me guess she is a Assma

by Chsnanjan February 6, 2020

asscannon

The farts and/or stool exit noises you get the morning after a beer binge.

After all the beer I drank last night my butt has turned into an asscannon.

by MacDano July 12, 2006

Assmint

A descriptive word to say to a person, who stinks, or likes to dismiss foul odors from ones body.

You need an assmint, Preen is an Assmint

by Aonladar March 31, 2003