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Unassigned Assigned Seat

A seat in class (most often a college class) that you normally sit in all the time; so much so that it practically belongs to you. More often than not, the majority (or even the entirety) of the class has one because they pretty much always sit in the same seating arrangement every class. However, if the seats are not officially assigned in class by the professor/teacher, someone else could sit in your unassigned assigned seat either without knowing that you normally sit there (perhaps they're new to class or just never noticed), or in rarer cases deliberately, causing you to have to find another seat with discomfort and awkwardness. You feel that you HAVE to sit there every time because that seat is yours.
Someone sat in my Unassigned Assigned Seat in class today, even though they knew I always sit there. I felt so stupid when I had to find another seat to sit in.
by TheFiend138 October 17, 2016
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AssignmentMavens

AssignmentMavens helps me alot in my education career.
by SHeryy101 June 22, 2021
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Assnigger

The worst kind of asshole in the world. It's contagious and cancerous. An asshole who is of African descent.
Wow, I can't believe how much of an assnigger Ibeamaka is. He gave LaShonda a nigerian crowbar and left all the splinters in her anus hole.

I'm so pissed that Jamal gave Izefia a creambeard, he's the biggest assnigger I have ever seen in mah lifes.

Hahahahahahaha Jafaru's grandpa's an assnigger.
by Jafaru April 19, 2008
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Assignment

Something that is relatively important, but you will still leave it till the last minute and complete it the night before it's due in, armed with dangerous amounts of caffeine and sweets, in a major panic. However, you will still feel cheated if you don't get an awesome grade, although you may pretend to be fine with it.

They usually have word limits, which are a total bitch to adhere to - if it isn't too short it'll be miles too long.

They will produce much bitching and complaining and procrastinating (bubbleshooter.net is a particularly good tool for this).

The one positive thing about them perhaps, is the sheer feeling of relief that occurs when the last word is typed and all word counts are adhered to. Who cares if it makes sense or answers the question?! It's finished. The only feeling quite like it is that wonderful feeling that occurs when you finally go to the toilet after being desperate for ages.
1. "OH SHIT! MY 2000 WORD ESSAY IS IN TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED AT IT YET! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WHERE IS THE COFFEE PEOPLE?!"

2. "This assignment is a total bitch! I mean seriously, what the hell?! It's not even useful!"

3. "I deserved a better grade than THAT!!!"

4. I am procrastinating right now, as I have a 1500 word assignment due in in about 10 hours, and I've only written 250 words. I have a massive mug of coffee at the ready!
by Dancing-on-the-ceiling February 17, 2009
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Fart-Arsing

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.
Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.
by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017
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assinator

a play designed for street football games, in which a person on offense moons the defensive line so they would look away, then proceeds to get open while everyone else is blinded
on third down almasi used the assinator play and ended up getting decked
by a.k.a. jay July 2, 2005
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Assignment

Something you do the night before it's due.
Shit, I have an assignment due tomorrow and I'm just sitting here masterbating.
by The Definer Guy August 31, 2015
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