assholitis

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

by BFH August 23, 2006

Assholery

(n) to describe the sub - human beings called Democrats

(n) a word made up by Rocky Romano

They have taken assholery to a whole new dimension

by Bada $ Boom March 1, 2017

Mutual Assholery

The state of being in which two or more assholes compete to out-asshole each other.

Many traffic accidents are caused by mutual assholery.

by Wannabe_elf December 16, 2014

Assholic

The chronic habit of being an asshole.

Urgh, the boys from my high school days are still being stupid and assholic even after so long.

That dude in the club wouldn't stop trying to grind up against me. Assholic.

by Green Porno July 15, 2010

Assholito

Someone that is acting like a little asshole.

Did you see her attitude this morning, she was being an assholito.

by TheGooch666 August 31, 2016

assholitical

adjective: tending to express one's point of view, esp. political, when it is not desired or appropriate.

Honey, I know you got into an argument about gay marriage the last time we had dinner with the Hendersons. I'd appreciate it if you weren't so assholitical this evening, mkay?

by jevanyn August 28, 2009

Assholic

a person or entity that does something in a very asshole like manner. This usually causes people to get very angry, resulting in possible violent outcomes.

Person 1: *punches person 2 for no reason*
person 2: *passes out*
person 2's girlfriend: "that was an assholic thing to do!" *claws face of person 1*

judge: i order you to cease and desist the assholic behavior toward the defendant!!

by Winter Charm June 18, 2009