Asshat

Someone who acts as if they have an ass for a hat.

Todd was being such an asshat today.

by TheForrestExperience February 21, 2015

asshat

someone who defends an absurd position only for the sake of gaining attention

1. only an asshat would complain about hashtags in a public forum!
2. only an asshat would defend hashtags in a public forum!
3. are you going down to that pro gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!
4. are you going down to that anti gun rally with those other asshats? make a sign!

by jdirt2019 February 24, 2013

Asshat

A person who is commonly a dick to others. Often bald and arrogant an asshat enjoys to see others do worse than himself. Very anal about everything and the way it has to be done. Most typically also named Chad, Bryant, Greg, Todd, Preston, Doug, or Adam.

Hey, you suck at everything.
Shut up you asshat.

by abelatief February 5, 2015

asshat

10x's worst than a douchebag

My friend tripped me so I said "you little asshat"!

by ann-noynymous February 19, 2015

Asshat

An example of the biggest faggot snare of all. Where he loves shoving his head in people’s asses and tampons up his asshole.

Noah is a asshat bitch.

by Noahharishoe July 23, 2018

asshat

Going to a location for the purpose of aimlessly wandering and/or behaving as someone with their head up their ass, thus wearing their ass as a hat. Usually late at night.

Phone text message conversation:

Hey! We're going to go asshat at Wal-Mart, wanna come?

It's 2AM, why the hell are you still up? Okay, I'll meet you over there.

by Gol_Stoan August 3, 2010

asshat

stupid customer, idiotic customer, no common sense customer and most of all the worst fuckin customer in the world

customers are fuckin asshats

by annakendrick302 June 7, 2020