artificial grape flavoring

the best flavor in the whole fucking world like oh mygod i love it so frickin muchhh

guy: "hey, what's your favorite flavoring?"
absolutely awsome guy: "iartificial grape flavoring i fucking love it aaAAA"

by BenSav December 10, 2022

Artificial Mushroom Stamp

When you smack someone across the face with a dildo.

guy 1- dude why are you holding a dildo???
guy 2- to smack you in the face.
Random hobo- ARTIFICIAL MUSHROOM STAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Venix13 January 12, 2010

Artificial Red Wings

To shave your tongue to produce blood and performing oral sex on a woman

John went down on his girlfriend after shaving his tongue and called it artificial red wings.

by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 16, 2010

Artificial Hip-ster

An elderly person who is trying and failing to stay relevant, i.e. so old that they may have had to have joint replacement surgery.

That dude over there drinking the PBR, he just asked if I was holding any 'grass'. Also I think he used to ride ironic bicycles with my grandma and Jack Kerouac. He must be some kind of artificial hip-ster.

by Paddyboy March 09, 2012

sam "artificial intelligence"

a tall lost creature from god knows wot planet that hunts very young girls from an early age and trys to seduce them through out their child hood

a chid molester

by univeral soldier April 03, 2003

A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance

The black sheep sibling of Artificial Intelligence, promiscuously spreading misinformation and calumny which can never be corrected, denied or retrieved, set in digital stone.

Although Jack was happily attached and leading a blameless life, he awakened one morning to the news that he was on Tinder, listed with a gender identity and sexual preference he had never actually heard of, was the target of several concurrently pending lawsuits, had been arrested for bestiality at the age of twelve, failed in his fifth attempt at getting a GED, declared bankruptcy twice, and, perhaps the greatest insult, had appended to his profile an unflattering photo of someone else with his exact name. All of this was out there forever. Forever, and it was sure to spread. There was no one to complain to. Nobody. Welcome to the age of A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance.

by Monkey's Dad September 12, 2023

beat artificial ascent day

You need to beat artificial ascent on that day

Today is beat artificial ascent day so beat it now or a femboy will come to your house at 3am to fuck you.

by artificial ascent July 19, 2022