Broken Volcano

When your about to cum and your girlfriend punches you in the dick, snapping it, causing blood and seman to flow in all directions

doctor- so wat are u in for

guy 1 - got a case of the broken volcano

retarded guy- dumb assssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

by Venix13 January 04, 2010

Artificial Mushroom Stamp

When you smack someone across the face with a dildo.

guy 1- dude why are you holding a dildo???
guy 2- to smack you in the face.
Random hobo- ARTIFICIAL MUSHROOM STAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Venix13 January 11, 2010

Trippindicular

when something is trippin to the point where you get a boner...at which point you feel the need to have sex with the first thing you see

guy1- i just got done watching spongebob for three hours now im hard

guy2 - thats Trippindicular my friend

hooker1- i can help ya with that

guy1- already inside u

by Venix13 January 04, 2010