An elderly person who is trying and failing to stay relevant, i.e. so old that they may have had to have joint replacement surgery.
That dude over there drinking the PBR, he just asked if I was holding any 'grass'. Also I think he used to ride ironic bicycles with my grandma and Jack Kerouac. He must be some kind of artificial hip-ster.
An arrogant and egotistical pseudo-designer cum quantum physicist with a superiority complex and many cunt-like qualities.
Haha. Well done niggle. You're only four posts in and already a cunt.