arsecutlery

A painfully sharp fart.

"i say georgina i just trumped a hamper of arsecutlery, my ringpiece feels like you've had at it with the crimping shears"

by imbecile July 22, 2007

Arse invader

A gay gentleman who is pretty aggressive in nature.

“Gee that gay guy Wilfred is an arse invader. Keep your backs to the wall.” 🥴

by Zippy kyay December 2, 2019

Arse

The original spelling of the word that has now been high jacked by the dumb-arse yanks - still means a rear end or stupid.

The stupid arse-hole American had a face like a spanked arse.

by Your Mamas Growler October 3, 2003

Ask Me Arse

See also Ask Me Bollix

Irish turn of phrase conveying complete and utter distain towards someone.

Can also be used as a dismissive term.

Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: When will it be ready?
Man 2: Soon
Man 1: WHEN??
Man 2: Why dont you ask me arse??

by Brian February 21, 2005

arsebag

term for a total shithead

lisa's dad won't let me fuck her, what an arsebag

by Ninjalo April 1, 2004

Ahsemeunpete

ACM1PT is an abbreviation for an spanish phrase, ''ACM(Aceme) 1(un) PT(pete), and it means ''do me a blowjob''.

Used among young kids, that usually speak lots of stupid things in person or in computer chat.(In Southamerica, Ecuador and Argentina to be precise).

Pronounced:

A(ah)
C(se, like the ''se'' from sector)
M(me, like the sound that sheeps make)
1(un, like the ''un'', from noun)
P(pe, like the ''pe'' from torpedo)
T(te, like the ''te'' from terror)

(On computer chat)
A. You are stupid...!!!
B. Yo man STFU...!!!
A. No, you're stupid...!!!
B. Shut up, and ACM1PT.

(On real life, face to face)
A. Hahaha, you got C on math.
B. Don't fuck with me right now ok?
A. You are dumb, hahaha.
B. Shut up you ass, ahsemeunpete.

by soyeldoro10 April 12, 2011

mard-arse

A person that relishes in expressing his/her discomfort vocally (or whinges) at all times.

"Quit being such a mard-arse" (quit your whining)

by Kate November 30, 2003