Crunchy Applesauce

Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.

Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!

by Banana T September 15, 2018

Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.

If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.

by anonymous November 28, 2020

drippin’ in applesauce

Slang for someone who owns a lot of apple products.

Jason owns an iPhone, Apple Watch, AirPods,iPad, Apple Pen, iMac, HomePod, and Apple TV. He’s drippin’ in applesauce

by Taylor June March 23, 2022

Applesaurus

Applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. Instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has "bones" of apple cores. They went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
Believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.

There were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up

by neonTURturkeyKEY October 26, 2012

Applesaucin'

Applesaucin' is slang for using the valid argument form "Modus ponens," sometimes called "affirming the antecedent."

Origin:

"We can clearly see the validity of Norcross’s argument as he correctly employs the logical device of affirming the antecedent (or as we call it in the streets: applesaucin’)."

"He's just applesaucin', but his first premise is false."

"Applesauce all you want, but your shit's still unsound."

by robologic November 29, 2011

fapplesauce

substance created in the fap factory

Josh fapped up a gallon of fapplesauce when he visited the fap factory

by PetSlaveofBunny August 16, 2009

Gapplesauce

When somebody gets absolutely destroyed and gapped in an automobile race

Bro, my car is fast you dont want that gapplesauce.

by ChevypowerX June 11, 2018