Benedict Arnold Moment

A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.

John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.

Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.

by Whitman18 August 26, 2021

Mugging an old lady

Something I do

You are mugging an old lady

by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022

anoid

An organism that consists entirely of an anus. Typically used as an insult.

That bloke Wallace is such an anoid

by instantsquid August 25, 2006

Anoli

It’s like aoli fancy mayo based sauce but with anal juices mixed in. Therefore Anoli, great for spreads on sandwiches, etc.

I do love a good tuna and Anoli sandwich.

by JordanHB March 14, 2021

Whore-anoid

A girl who is so terribly afraid that people will label her a "whore" that she leads an incredibly boring life.

A Whore-anoid will be careful not to get too drunk, and will refuse to kiss a man that isn't her official boyfriend.

Mollie: I'm so boredddddd.
Guy: So why don't you go kiss Stevie? I'll give you $25 for five seconds
Mollie: Ew, I am not a prostitute!
Guy: Man, you're such a whore-anoid

Stevie: Hey Mollie, wanna be my girlfriend?
Mollie: YES! Let's go to my place.

by halpwr August 17, 2010

Dirty Arnold

When you shit in your hand and then wipe it on someone's ear.

He fell asleep with his shoes on and woke up with a dirty arnold.

by Wlecompte August 29, 2017

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013