John: Canada is America's hat.

Susie: No you idiot! America is Canada's pants!
by DNfan89 August 23, 2011
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An ironic italian synonym for Vagina
Mario: I've reached America! (I had the first sexual intercourse with my new female partner)

Luigi: Good! How it was?

Mario: Plain (Shaved)
by Pinball Wiz January 1, 2009
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1. The country other countries say they hate, yet wish they were.

2. The only country without the complex of having to complain about other countries to make their pathetic and poorly run governments seem legitamate.
I hate America and that's why I spend all my time obsessing over it.
by bfos January 7, 2005
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A place that you go to if you want to beat your chest and obnoxiously tell the rest of the world how you are the greatest place in the world while having an education, social, and health care system that would have a hard time equaling some of the worst third world countries on the planet.
America is great!
by social conscience February 8, 2010
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The country where I live.

The country that is used as a punching bag by many people from other countries because our president is a fucking dumbass.

America has been pretty much bashed since World War Two for not helping...a bullshit claim, considering that if America had not defeated Japan, guess where the Japanese forces would be headed next? Europe.

Example 1 : Hm, I am from (insert country other then USA here) and I am extremely mad because (insert something thats frustrates you here), so I think I will go on urban dictionary and bash the United States for no reason, even though the United States are very strong allies with over half the world, including Japan, Germany, Russia and even Vietnam even though we fought these countries.

Example 2 : I am English and I think I am better then Americans just because I am English...no reason, just because I am English. I still hate Americans even though our countries are very strong allies and economical partners.

( No offense to the English. Just I know a few people who actually act like this on the Internet... )

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From Americo Vespucci, a Florentine, who pretended to have first discovered the western continent.

America is one of the great continents, first discovered by Christopher Colombus in August 1st, 1942. It extends from the eightieth degree of north, to the fifty-fourth degree of south latitude; and from the thirty-fifth to the one hundred and fifty-sixth degree of longtitude west from Greenwich, being about nine thousand miles in length. Its breadth at Darien is narrowed to about forty-five miles, but at the northern extremity is nearly four thousand miles.

America is more than a physical unity, it is a whole of societies and spaces that share a common history. This history commences in 1492, when by the hands of Europe, America enters the history of the rest of the world. Europe "discovered" what, to her, was a "new world" and colonized it.

For diverse reasons America, can be divided into:

* North, Central and South America: Physical Reason. (They are subcontinents, not continents).

* Political and Cultural: Anglo-America and Latin America.
Teacher: Pupils, today I shall teach you about America, the big mass of land in which our country, the United States is. So, draw out your maps of the American continent.

Pupil: But... Miss, I have heard that the continent is called The Americas... is that right?

Teacher: No, it isn't. It is a big mistake. The name of the country is America. Yet, There are too many nationalist United Statesians they want everybody to call our country America. That's why.
by Ezechiel January 6, 2007
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