Small town in South East Kansas with a population of about 500 people or so. Tourists can look for Harpers Country Store (the only gas station for 10 miles), The Nut Hut (the only restaurant for 10 miles, specialty is mountain oysters), the post office, cemetary, and that is it. The most fun a kid can look for in Altoona, KS is getting drunk. But make sure you get your alcohol from another town, because otherwise you're stuck with Milwaukee's Best.
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90% of the population is over age 50 (most young adults who grew up there MOVE AWAY ASAP)!!!
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Hell-eau: Hello
Pheaune: Phone
Crik: Creek
gowon: going
Hell-eau: Hello
Pheaune: Phone
Crik: Creek
gowon: going
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The musicians in these bands usually are in their 30s, dress quite modestly, and are generally some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. They just seem like people you'd run into at a grocery store.
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