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alaskan aiss-tou

When scooby-doo gently jumps into shaggy's rectum and roughly shoves 6 inches of his tail in to his opening hole. Shaggy yelps in pain while jerking his meat stick and thunder clapping his cheeks for scooby while fondling the dogs hanging jizzy sacks . Shaggy proceeds to flip the dog and roughly shove his peins and scooby's weewee whole.
you should scooby doo my rectum by giving me a alaskan aiss-tou
by 11at Aiss February 18, 2017
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Alaskan Blow Hole

The act of performing the 'motor boat' on a womans vagina.
dude i totally gave her the alaskan blow hole last night

you old sailor you!!
by Corkscrewy August 19, 2008
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Alaskan Brownball

While in the midst of a snowball fight, one hides behind their snowfort, defecates, rolls the fecal matter into a ball, and throws it into the opponents face(s).
Johnny got hit in the face by an Alaskan brownball, and all the children laughed at him.
by Anonymous2135i020512 April 24, 2009
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Alaskan Bobsled

While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconcious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
I gave your mom an Alaskan Bobsled on the Lincoln Memorial last night, dawg.
by StairMastr October 20, 2008
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alaskan pipeline

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
by aseay_99 August 3, 2004
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Alaskan Joker

Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"
That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!
by ennik s relyt January 31, 2009
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when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.
i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.
by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010
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