Glasgow Uni accent

A strange mix of American and Edinburgh accents, affected by Glasgow university students who are renowned as being arseholes. Primarily heard in the West of Glasgow.

He's got a Glasgow Uni accent, but the cunt's from Possil, what's that aw aboot?

by infamous budgerigar June 30, 2016

ascention

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.

Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.

by Jafje February 12, 2007

Restricted Free Agent

A hot girl under the age of 18 that you would like to have sexual intercourse with.When dealing with restricted free agents you may have to give up conditional draft picks to acquire their services. The higher the draft pick the higher the jail sentence and the hotter the bitch.

Damn that restricted free agent is hot as fuck, i would give up a first round pick to fuck her.

While i was at chuckie cheese i encountered some restricted free agents.

Last night i fucked a first round pick, then i woke up in the morning and realized she was really just a seventh round pick.

by Rob JJ Nerf June 11, 2009

Fat Accent

The puffy or hoarse wheezy tone of someone who is obese.

Even after Amber got liposuction, she still had a fat accent.

by infected xD July 31, 2010

british accent

An accent that some Americas seem to love. I say that because when i went to the states Americas seemed to love my accent.

Me: hi
Cool American: Your british accent is soooo cool speak more
Me: Okay...what should i say
cool American: Anything!!!

by british brunette May 25, 2006

agent 00

Agent 00 is a popular NBA 2K youtuber THAT YOU SHOULD SUB TO. He’s also apart of the popular “AMP” Group.

He also has a secret relationship with Legend of Winning

Me: Hey have you heard of Agent 00?

Friend: No who is that?

Me: He’s a youtuber or something and I think I saw him making out with LOW

by bhrisstopher September 15, 2020

ascentific

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.

It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.

by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007