5-Star Asshole

Someone who is a reprehensible and exceptionally heinous jerk.

Let me show you that I too can be a superlative 5-Star Asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020

Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

The correct abbreviation of MAP.

Minor Attracted Person? More like Masquerading Asshole Pedophile.

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane January 13, 2022

cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.

My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.

by Da wife February 21, 2014

assholeism

of or retaining to being an asshole; practicing asshole behavior; public diagnosis of being a mean, snobby, and disrespectful person; also is main diagnosis for college professors and dorm resident advisors. It is usually treated within a time span, and treatment consists of turning the stick up someone's ass about an inch every visit to the assholeologist.

So, I see you have been diagnosed with assholeism.

by aycockhallanonymous December 21, 2009

Asshole Assassin

This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.

Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like

by Flirty qwerty April 4, 2007

'the' asshole

1. Person who will always be seen in a negative light,whether or not they are responsible for something that has gone wrong

She is 'the' asshole of her family,but she is really nice girl.I don't know why they dislike her so much

by refriedbiff August 17, 2009