Jessica Simpsons little sister. Is hated by legions of people because she got caught lip-syncing on SNL. Was then booed at the Orange bowl. Had and Mtv show that roped in millions of pre-teens and alowed her CD to go platinum. In her music video she hires "cool" people with mohawks and piercings to runaway froom the police to see her secret underground concert. She's hilarious. I hope she never stops singing.
by billy_liar13 July 18, 2006
Noun, adjective, verb: An exclamation used in all conversations by those in the know. Derived from the life of an ice skater commonly found on a journey to the past, it expresses joy, pain and bemusement.
by Patch Bay October 23, 2011
A super hot blonde chick with green eyes. usually around 5'2 sometimes grows to be 5'4. Super sweet caring woman but also has a little latina blood in her which makes her fiesty. Most likely has a nice ass. If you ever meet a Ashlee Fernandez don't let her go. She'll be the best you ever had!
by Jbear101 April 21, 2017
Shit ball suck b*tch ......PUNK dream on go back to mommy .....Dumbshityness must run in the family!
by Skiba Sucks Donkey Balls January 08, 2005
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(Ash-Lee Simp-Son) Name. 1) Pop music icon created from the star power of older sister. Future looked promissing until Lip-sync event on TV. 2) To glob on to the success of a family member and ride them to your own 15 minutes of fame. 3) Identification for a child born into a family where they have very attractive sibblings but the themselves are uglier than shit ona shingle (See also Ugly Tree Whoopin).
1) Milli and Vanilli never did that bad....Nice Jig, dumbass. Way to play that one off Ashlee.
2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes.
3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?
2) I'm a talentless hunk of shit so I work for my brothers company, I feel ashlee simpson about myself sometimes.
3) That baby was so ashlee simpson, I can't believe that it and the other children are even related. Did they adopt a retarded korean kid or something?
by sirisaachillary September 24, 2005
by ManicHispanic66 March 13, 2009