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artiopithicus

A way for you to realize that your life actually smells.
Man 1: bro my life sucks so bad I’m so depressed I hate my life

Man 2 : nah man, you’re artiopithicus! Congratulations
by Big Burt November 14, 2018
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artist block

When you can't do shit because your muse is on vacation. It doesn't matter how hard you try nothing worthy will come out.

What you don't want to get when you are in the middle of a project with a dead line.

Having no inspiration when need it.
I had to turn in that commission piece I was working on but I got an artist block that lasted for 2 weeks :(
by everylittlelie July 21, 2009
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Articuno

One of the rarest of rare legendary bird pokemon. With its ice beam of death and feathers of crimson blue, no foe stands a chance against this pokemon's awesome might. No other legendary bird can compare. Articuno is and will forever be the most badass pokemon in existence.
"My Articuno can destroy your Zapados"
by Dr. Brown October 30, 2013
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DoS artist

DoS or DDoS can refer to a "Denial of Service" or a "Distributed Denial-Of-Service" attack.

A DoS Artist is a person that will attempt a DoS attack on a server and tell their friends that they actually hacked the server. This type of person makes their entire "hacker life" all about staying holed up in their rooms to try this attack on other people or servers, usually so they can brag about it to their friends some more. These types of people are also often associated with "Script Kiddies"
'John' isn't a hacker, he's a total DoS artist... That's all he does.
by Palm3R December 21, 2010
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artie

A stong man. He is loving and caring. He always has girls going for him. Super funny guy. The best frined a person could have. Very athletic!
Artie - strongest man on earth! Super athletic
by LoveArtie7253 January 24, 2015
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Backseat martial artist

Someone who doesn't actually practice a martial art of any sort, but loves to comment on them like their an expert. Quite similar in concept to that of a backseat driver. They tend to obtain most of their martial knowledge from internet video clips, free TV airings of fights, and sometimes they might even spring for a pay-per view match. A common favorite move of the backseat martial artists to try and perform is the armbar, which they typically learn from watching old clips of Royce Gracie and not from an actual dojo.

Once only staunch supporters of BJJ, they have now decided to extend some of their divine credibility to that of Muay Thai.
Person: What kind of kung fu should I take?
Backseat Martial Artist: Take BJJ

BMA2: Grappling is the most effective form of fighting, therefore you should definitely try to use it against multiple opponents.

BMA3: That won't work in real life, trust me I know

BMA4: Well in a real fight............... *5 paragraphs of bad spelling later*.... and thats why you should take BJJ
by Lee Gin Jet April 24, 2008
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Artin

A God the best person in the world if you meet an Artin you are the luckiest person in the world don't disrespect an Artin you will regret it someday
Artin is the best
by Artin September 29, 2020
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