Lance Armstrong

See cheat.

Lance Armstrong is a cheat.

by billthecat January 21, 2013

andrew armstrong

1. midget goof
2. should join the crips
3. needs a life
4. can't fight
5. needs anger manegment
6. joe dirt mullets (optional)
7. would comment "i did a guy"
8. mind span of a 3yr old
9. smashed in the face by a basket ball (sickest thing ever)
10. broke hand on filing cabnet

dumped chatalina just to ask her out again for her to apparently she said yes to andrew armstrong

by wirdo kid April 17, 2010

Lance Armstrong

An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.

I will catch you and defame you Simeoni! - Lance Armstrong

by chiquita banana 7787 February 17, 2006

Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 27, 2009

Louis Armstrong

To receive a substantial fart (enough to make your cheeks puff out) orally while in the act of rimming.

" I was so embarrassed I didn't mean to Louis Armstrong him"

by CAVL April 14, 2015

pull an armstrong

To push someone out of the way to accomplish what that person was going to do before that person does it.

I was gonna take the last slice but mark decided to pull an armstrong.

by a box of pandoras' January 30, 2008

Louie Armstrong

When someone inserts their tongue deep into a male anus and gives him an exceptionally rapid stroking reacharound at the same time.

*same as Rusty Trombone but with alot more passionate effort.

Sally:Sara,why do you have a corn nut in the corner of your mouth?

Sara:Oh,I just gave my boyfriend John a Louie Armstrong style rusty trombone,do you want to go shopping at walmart now?

by NutButteronherChin June 21, 2012