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When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.
by FoodFairy June 10, 2020
Fraudulent modern American method of surviving difficult economy. Most often utilized by persons age 25-38. The favorite trick of creative freelancers. You offer your services to a company or person perceived to have money. They of course do not hire you. You offer information or ideas via emails or phone calls they didn't ask you for. Then you start demanding pay for the above.
If they are smart and refuse to pay you, then you accuse them of a lie designed to hurt them, and email them an invoice that includes a threat that if they do not pay, you will spread lies about them on Google.
Don't laugh.
This is now widespread across America.
If they are smart and refuse to pay you, then you accuse them of a lie designed to hurt them, and email them an invoice that includes a threat that if they do not pay, you will spread lies about them on Google.
Don't laugh.
This is now widespread across America.
1. A company charges for what they perceive to be your fault (not being there, for instance) and then sends you an ambush invoice. They have not actually DONE anything.
2. You meet a group of freelancers for lunch. You don't hire any of them. They send you 1-3 emails during the following week asking questions about your project. Three days later, they invoice you. They have not actually DONE anything. You are being billed for the emails they sent you because they're about YOUR project, after all.
3. You ask a person a question on the phone. They answer you. It takes about 30 seconds. Three days to a week later, they invoice you $2500.
2. You meet a group of freelancers for lunch. You don't hire any of them. They send you 1-3 emails during the following week asking questions about your project. Three days later, they invoice you. They have not actually DONE anything. You are being billed for the emails they sent you because they're about YOUR project, after all.
3. You ask a person a question on the phone. They answer you. It takes about 30 seconds. Three days to a week later, they invoice you $2500.
by Pinch1968 May 04, 2012
The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 20, 2013
Meant to be a pun of the word 'bush'. It means for someone to send a link that you ask for but it's actually a link to where it plays the nostalgic Kokiri Forest song from "The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time".
There's Rickrolled, Coconut Malled, the underrated Stick Bugged but I made up something called getting Kokiri Ambushed.
by Ishy-Yoshi April 18, 2023
by Ellar December 02, 2012
I pulled out and it was a scarlet ambush!
by kuntfuq September 26, 2020