Ali

A girl who tries to be popular and acts nice to everyone but is a two faced snake, only likes popular guys, will ask every popular guy out and when every one of them turns her down acts like she’s into girls.

Popular girl 1: *just chatting with her friends*

Ali: OMG LIKE HEY BEST FRIEND
Popular girl 1: Who are you?

Ali: I’m your best friend like duh!

by Yebsysbdunsiwbe December 23, 2019

Ali

Ali is big piece of shit.

Yo, did you see Ali's new Paid Vacation sketch? what a piece of shit.

by ali4thewin November 23, 2021

Ali

A cunt

Boy: how's Ali?
Ali's mother: He is a cunt

by LostOrphan August 6, 2019

ali

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cunt who needs to be stabbed

PURPLE AKI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING ALI

by TALIBAN ZAN May 2, 2018

Ali

A chinchilla's wiener. Often abnormally large. Shaped like an upside down ice cream cone. sways in the wind.

eww that chinchillas ali is soooo long. i wanna cut it off.

by bingo5 October 23, 2011

ali

homunculus; a very small, short man.

"How tall is your brother?"
"Oh, he's really ali."

by nourr July 14, 2007

Ali

A shanker, one that carries out knifes and other kinds of weapons...HOWEVER not a gun, founder of the religious cult SHANKISM, believed to have many followers in manchester and brixton....BRAAAAAAAAAAP

i would knock out that guy but i think hes an ali!

by Rajdeep Patel January 20, 2008