The Grand Algorithm

The Grand Algorithm is a phrase in reference of search algorithms used to discover new information.

"Searching for boots and being presented with un-related information"

*searches cranberries* can't wait to listen to this album *get's results for cranberry recipes*

Well, I guess The Grand Algorithm willed it

by DeusRexVulpe November 17, 2019

It’s the algorithm talking

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.

Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.

by PittsburghG January 23, 2021

Algorta

"Algorta" is the Place where the know calimocho( a mix of wine and coke) was created. Some known peple walk around frequently in the look for hot chics.

Arkaitz: Lets have a beer
Bruno: Beer is for retards lets drink some calimocho form Algorta

by loliput April 21, 2011

Algoraphobia

Irrational fear of climate change in a world that already has a constantly changing climate.

The doc told me I was just suffering from algoraphobia. It's treatable, and soon I can start driving my car again, turn on my furnace, and even light up my charcoal grill once in a while.

by Moondog77 January 10, 2017

algoe

A paper town in upstate New York. Added to maps to keep other mapmakers from crossing the copyright laws.

Her: I’m in Algoe
He: *Driving around for hours* I still can’t find it
Her: It’s a paper town

by cinderellamozzarella May 3, 2018

Algorism

Any computer code that seems to intentionally fuck with something you are doing.

I can't believe he caught that Ace on the river. AGAIN! Fuckin' Algorisms!

by anonymous December 29, 2020

Algonquin Roundtable

A phenomenon that occurs in restaurants, most frequently at midmorning on a Sunday. A typical Algonquin Roundtable will consist of at least 3 elderly couples, preferably 5 or more. They will be seated as follows: all men on one side of the table, all women on the other side, each person facing his or her spouse. They will have all just come from church services, and will be dressed in their (often very loud) Sunday best. In addition, one of them, almost always a man, will be speaking so loudly and authoritatively that he dominates all conversation, not only at the table, but in the entire room.

We had to wait awhile for a table at IHOP because an Algonquin Roundtable was in progress.

by uwg April 26, 2008