by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006
Get the alfalfa mug.Name of a high end Italian professional hair color line that can be used in place of the word shit or dump when in a classy setting and you need to discuss poop or shit but are in mixed company.
Oh Aretha Franklin, I took a serious alfaparf last night after that cheese platter at the jefferson!
by tripstar April 30, 2009
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by Weenis April 18, 2004
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Get the Alfah Kenibodi mug.by Dylan Alfano April 11, 2019
Get the Dylan Alfano mug.When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 12, 2009
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