Affair

When your mummy and daddy go to the Bahamas but your mummy comes back without your daddy, he is now in Bermuda getting to know your stepmum.
Me and Gerald had an affair, yeah, Gerald's ex was a bitch
by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021
Get the Affair mug.

Affair

The creator of AI isn't having an affair.
Hym "You mean 'one of the builders' of AI, right? Because the creator of AI isn't having an affair. I'm him. I would know."
by Hym Iam May 30, 2025
Get the Affair mug.

Public affairs

Different name for "pubic hairs" more often used in dundee scotland when talking about things of a sexual nature
by Ashley cussick July 20, 2010
Get the Public affairs mug.

phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge
dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag
by mingydingy January 07, 2009
Get the phone affair mug.

A Current Affair

A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.
Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
Get the A Current Affair mug.

Luxe Affair

Having sexual relations with an older person who is, in most cases usually married and rich.
Alfred had a Luxe Affair with the old lady next door.
by anon61252 August 26, 2016
Get the Luxe Affair mug.

torroid affair

A steamy bouncy-bouncy dat's shared while said passionate lovers are hunkering down inside da circular coil-core of a giant power-transformer.
Having a torroid affair can indeed be exciting and satisfying, but you will want to make sure dat nobody accidentally turns on da "juice" to said massive power-unit while you two are in da middle of "swapping your juices" inside, so dat said tinglingly-invigorating encounter doesn't become an "electrifying" experience!
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
Get the torroid affair mug.