Aden

A dude with a massive dick. that's his entire personality. He also has a roller coaster fetish, and he is a discord mod, but we ignore that because of his enormous pulsating cock.

That's Aden

by DaddySorryDaddySorryDaddy August 15, 2022

Jack Adens

A guy that is a well known nonce,Touched 10 kids last saturday.Stills plays Fortnite(What a fockin loser)
Already a registered sex offender.

You know Jack Adens
Ye he just touched my sisters arse

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer September 30, 2019

Aden

when someone is confused or very stupid

*After telling the story the fifth time*
Aden : wait... whaat? O.o
The other person: You are such an Aden!

by tgif7726_LA January 20, 2018

aden

extremely dodgy character.

shows up late
over promises
under deliveries

"Son, whatever you do, when you grow up - don't pull an aden"

by parkiesoldmate September 8, 2021

aden

Aden is a short person he ahs brown eyes and always gets beat up his head looks like a egg and he always wears rip off shoes.

Boy 1: Who is that

Boy 2: Thats aden

by Shecken June 1, 2022

Aden

a white boy that lives in birmingham next to dixys and goes to fartlands

aden is a farthead

by jnjnasdas July 5, 2023

Aden

A hispanic man with a horse!

Your horse is huge aden

by serinateee November 9, 2025