johnson rod

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.

Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."

by Erix December 8, 2003

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Rod Beck

A can of Coors Light. Affectionately named after the former Giants, Cubs, Red Sox, and Padres relief pitcher who lived in a trailer behind the AAA Iowa Cubs minor league baseball stadium at the tail end of his career and would offer up cold Coors Light to anyone that stopped by. RIP Shooter.

Classy Bar Patron: "Hey barkeep, a couple of Rod Becks, my good man."

Barkeep: "Two Coors Lights coming right up. Rocky Mountain hiiiiiiigh..."

by kyleyay February 14, 2009

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Rod Roddy

Announcer/Cohost on The Price is Right. Known for wearing clothing with flashy colors and lots of sequins.

Come on Down! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right!

I attended a taping of The Price is Right a few years ago and I got to meet Rod Roddy

by Bill_G February 1, 2008

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meat rod

a rod of meat, aka a fat cock

Sam inserted his meat rod into two tasty buns

by widdywiddy December 14, 2012

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nim rod

The true definition of Nim Rod is "A great hunter", but after Bugs Bunny called Elmer Fudd this name for so long in Looney Tunes cartoons, it took on a new meaning....A moron or clutz.

Jacksonville isn't the capitol of texas, you fuckin Nim Rod

by Sho_ September 12, 2005

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