The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.

Oh shit! I just did the turtle

by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017

TURTLE

BEST FREAKING TURTLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD, LIKES BEING LICKED 😋

TURTLE is great.

by Marixxlove September 16, 2016

Turtled

When someone pulls your collar over your head non sexualy sometimes

Chris was turtled when his sex doll pulled his collar over his head

by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018

Turtle

Verb; The act of moving from one place to another, usually involves going out somewhere more lively than one's current location (such as going from a house to a pub/club.)

Example 1

Should we turtle to the pub for some Jägerbombs?

Example 2

Are we turtling to the boat or staying for one more pint?

by Spuds Mackenzie October 23, 2018

turtle

awkward boi

he's a turtle

by itsutzoycoycpu August 8, 2017

Turtling

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them

MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

by Fundip39 February 23, 2019

Turtle

Turtles are the best type of animal ever they are best

Man:Dude I love turtles
other man: i know right
man theres one now

by turtlelover71 June 4, 2018