20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.
"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.
The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.
"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."
"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.
The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.
"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."
by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018
Get the tying your own noosemug. This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.
“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”
by Thecommonblackbird August 22, 2020
Get the See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noosemug. After engaging in a sexual act with a female, finding her hair wrapped around your penis. This could be multiple hairs with multiple wraps.
by OpieTaylor November 1, 2011
Get the dick-noosemug. 
a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.
by timbo slice May 21, 2013
Get the Elephant Noosemug. Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.
by anonymous May 15, 2024
Get the Juice Noosemug. by Cyclone_Sav April 21, 2021
Get the Noosemug.