newbed out

Blanket statement used to describe someone who does not meet expectations or commits a SNAFU.

Kris: Did Schmiegel go out with y'all for your birthday?
Bobs: No she totally newbed out and did a shady pass out.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

newbe grill

Rookie new guy cooking

James was feeling overwhelmed .the orders were coming in too quick! He was just a newbe grill guy!!

by Susiequetoyou June 05, 2018

newb stick

A weapon used to abuse/beat on newbs. A method of verbally slapping/disciplining rookies as you would a puppy with a newspaper.

Get lost rookie or Tollbooth Willie is going to beat you with his newb stick!

by lavvgiver April 12, 2010

Newb

A person who is new. A term usually encountered while gaming.

Not to be confused with noob.

Evan was new to the game and was kept being referred to as a newb.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

newb

A gamer who plays badly and makes other games angry.
Unlike a n00b he knows how to play the game but choses to piss you of because he is probobly from South River,New Jersey.

You see that newb over there camping with the noob tube?
Yea.So?
He has 32 kills.
F**kin newb.

by awsomJosiah July 12, 2010

Newb

Extremely new and very bad.

"That guy is a newb at soccer."

by da awesome man February 21, 2017

newb

A person that is just beginning or horrible at a certain thing. Like a video game. People usually do not say newb as in "you are a newb at life"

That kid is a stupid newb

by pandapersonlol May 02, 2018